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Family, Parents
16 quotes & wishes. October
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Quotes & Wishes - A great comfort A great comfort

Children are a great comfort in your old age — and they help you reach it faster, too.
Lionel Kauffman
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Quotes & Wishes - All the fun All the fun

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
(The Business of Life, 1949)
William Feather
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Quotes & Wishes - Always end the name of your child with a vowel Always end the name of your child with a vowel

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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Quotes & Wishes - Because of their size Because of their size

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P.J. O’Rourke
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Quotes & Wishes - Faster than shoes Faster than shoes

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
John J. Plomp
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Quotes & Wishes - Follow the directions on the aspirin bottle Follow the directions on the aspirin bottle

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children.
Susan Savannah
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Quotes & Wishes - It kills you to see them grow up It kills you to see them grow up

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
(Animal Dreams)
Barbara Kingsolver
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Quotes & Wishes - Not interested in justice Not interested in justice

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby
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Quotes & Wishes - Six theories Six theories

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children—and no theories.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - That’s what children are for That’s what children are for

That’s what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.
(Diary of a Superfluous Man)
Ivan Turgenev
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Quotes & Wishes - That’s what parents were created for That’s what parents were created for

Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for.
("The Parent," Happy Days, 1933)
Ogden Nash
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Quotes & Wishes - The best way to give advice to your children The best way to give advice to your children

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S Truman
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Quotes & Wishes - The ideal home The ideal home

The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
(The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966)
Mignon McLaughlin
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Quotes & Wishes - The quickest way The quickest way

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Lane Olinghouse
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Quotes & Wishes - They installed them They installed them

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them.
Author Unknown
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Quotes & Wishes - Your responsibility as a parent Your responsibility as a parent

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.
("Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981)
Fran Lebowitz
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International Day of Older Persons

On 14 December 1990, the United Nations General Assembly (by resolution 45/106) designated 1 October the International Day of Older Persons. Th... read more
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International Music Day

The International Music Council (IMC) was created in 1949 as UNESCO’s advisory body on matters of music. It is based at UNESCO’s headquarters in... read more
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International School Library Month

October 1 marks the beginning of International School Library Month (ISLM), a month to celebrate and draw attention to school libraries. First s... read more
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List of commemorative months in October in Ohio

Ohio hepatitis C awareness month; German heritage month; Crime prevention month; Disability employment awareness month; Sudden Infant Death Synd... read more
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Ohio Forest Products Awareness Week

The state of Ohio has approximately 8.05 million acres under forest cover, which is 30.7% of Ohio’s land area. Nearly three-quarters of Ohio’s f... read more
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World Vegetarian Day and International Vegetarian Week

World Vegetarian Day is observed annually on October 1. It is the official date, however if necessary, individuals may schedule their event on a... read more
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International Day of Non-Violence

According to General Assembly resolution A/RES/61/271 of 15 June 2007, which established the commemoration, the International Day is an occasion... read more
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Rosh Hashannah

The festival of Rosh Hashanah—the name means “Head of the Year”—is observed for two days beginning on 1 Tishrei, the first day of the Jewish yea... read more
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World Animal Day

World Animal Day was observed on October 4th, the feast day of Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals. Started in Florence Italy in 1931... read more
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World Smile Day

World Smile Day is celebrated on the first Friday in the month of October every year. The idea of World Smile Day was coined and initiated by Ha... read more
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World Space Week

The General Assembly declares 4 to 10 October World Space Week to celebrate each year at the international level the contributions of space scie... read more
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Ostomy Awareness Day (World Ostomy Day)

In 1993 Professor Dr. Gerhard Englert proposed the idea to organize World Ostomy Day. The aim was to draw attention for people with a stoma and... read more
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World Teachers’ Day

UNESCO proclaimed 5 October to be World Teachers’ Day in 1994, celebrating the great step made for teachers on 5 October 1966, when a special in... read more
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German-American Day

In 1983, President Ronald Reagan proclaimed October 6 as German-American Day to celebrate and honor the 300th anniversary of German American imm... read more
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Nonviolence Week in Ohio

The idea of Ohio Violence Week was developed by the Mahoning Valley Sojourn to the Past, an organization that advocates for peace, tolerance and... read more
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World Architecture Day

World Architect Day is celebrated on the first Monday of every October, concurrently with the United Nations’ World Habitat Day, was set up by ... read more
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World Habitat Day

In 1985 the United Nations designated the first Monday of October every year as World Habitat Day (Resolution 40/202 of 17 December 1985). The i... read more
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Leif Erikson Day in Wisconsin

Leif Erikson was born in Iceland and raised in Greenland. Norse sagas written 300 years after his death describe his explorations, around 1000 C... read more
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World Post Day

World Post Day is celebrated each year on 9 October, the anniversary of the establishment of the Universal Postal Union in 1874 in the Swiss Cap... read more
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World Mental Health Day

World Mental Health Day is observed on 10 October every year, with the overall objective of raising awareness of mental health issues around the... read more
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World Sight Day

World Sight Day, observed annually on the second Thursday of October, is a global event meant to draw attention on blindness and vision impairme... read more
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General Pulaski Memorial Day in Ohio

Casimir Pulaski (March 6, 1745 – October 11, 1779) was a Polish noblemanb, soldier and military commander who has been called with his fellow Hu... read more
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International Day of the Girl Child

On December 19, 2011, the United Nations General Assembly adopted Resolution 66/170 to declare 11 October as the International Day of the Girl C... read more
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World Egg Day

Eggs are one of nature’s highest quality sources of protein, and indeed contain many of the key ingredients for life. The proteins contained wit... read more
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Christopher Columbus Day in Wisconsin

Christopher Columbus was an Italian explorer, navigator, colonizer and citizen of the Republic of Genoa. Under the auspices of the Catholic Mona... read more
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World Arthritis Day

World Arthritis Day (WAD), established in 1996 by Arthritis and Rheumatism International (ARI) is a global initiative bringing people together t... read more
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World Hospice and Palliative Care Day

World Hospice and Palliative Care Day is a unified day of action to celebrate and support hospice and palliative care around the world. Voices f... read more
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Yom Kippur

Yom Kippur is the holiest day of the year—the day on which jews are closest to G-d and to the quintessence of their own souls. It is the Day of ... read more
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International Day for Disaster Reduction

By resolution 44/236 (22 December 1989), the General Assembly designated the second Wednesday of October International Day for Natural Disaster ... read more
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Metastatic Breast Cancer Awareness Day in Ohio

Metastatic breast cancer is also called stage IV or advanced breast cancer. At University Hospitals Seidman Cancer Center, offer one of the onl... read more
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American Indian Heritage Day in Alabama

STATE OF ALABAMA. PROCLAMATION BY THE GOVERNOR: "WHEREAS, many of our state citizens are of Native American Indian heritage, and their Tra... read more
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Columbus Day

Columbus Day is a federal U.S. holiday that officially commemorates the anniversary of Christopher Columbus’ landing in the New World on October... read more
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Farmers’ Day in Florida

Farmer’s Day has history dating back to the 1800’s. There are some cities and towns across the United States that have their own versions of Far... read more
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Fraternal Day in Alabama

Fraternal Day was originally celebrated in Alabama on the second Thursday of October beginning in 1915. In 1915, The Fraternal Monitor, publish... read more
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Indigenous People’s Day in Berkeley, California

The idea of replacing Columbus Day with a day celebrating the indigenous people of North America first arose in 1977 from the International Conf... read more
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Native American Day in South Dakota

In 1989, the South Dakota legislature unanimously passed legislation proposed by Governor George S. Mickelson to proclaim 1990 as the "Year... read more
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Virgin Islands-Puerto Rico Friendship Day

It is easy to be insular in thinking when geographic factors facilitate it but it is good for us in the Virgin Islands to retain some regard for... read more
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World Standards Day

Each year on 14 October, the members of the International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC), International Organization for Standardization (ISO... read more
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Global Handwashing Day

Global Handwashing Day is an annual global advocacy day dedicated to increasing awareness and understanding about the importance of handwashing ... read more
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International Day of Rural Women

The first International Day of Rural Women was observed on 15 October 2008. This new international day, established by the General Assembly in i... read more
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Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day in Ohio

Approximately 1 in 4 pregnancies worldwide end in miscarriage. According to the World Health Organization, 4.5 million stillbirths occur each ye... read more
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White Cane Safety Day (White Cane Day)

White Cane Safety Day is a national observance in the United States, celebrated on Oct. 15 of each year since 1964. Then President Lyndon B. Joh... read more
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Dravet Syndrome Awareness Day in Ohio

Dravet syndrome, also known as Severe Myoclonic Epilepsy of Infancy (SMEI), is a rare and catastrophic form of intractable epilepsy that begins ... read more
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Missouri Day

To appeal to as many voters as possible, politicians sometimes pronounce "Missouri" two different ways—Missouree and Missouruh—in the ... read more
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National Boss’s Day (or Bosses Day)

Boss’s Day, also known as Bosses Day or National Boss Day, is generally observed on or around October 16 in the United States. (If the holiday f... read more
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Sukkot

Sukkot or Succot, in traditional Ashkenazi pronunciation Sukkos or Succos, literally Feast of Booths, is commonly translated to English as Feast... read more
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World Anesthesia Day

World Anesthesia Day commemorates the first successful demonstration of ether anesthesia on October 16, 1846. American dentist William Morton , ... read more
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World Food Day

On 16 October 1945, 42 countries assembled in Quebec, Canada, to create the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations (FAO). Their... read more
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International Credit Union Day

International Credit Union Day (ICU Day) has been celebrated on the third Thursday of October since 1948. 2018 marks the 70th anniversary of its... read more
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International Day for the Eradication of Poverty

We are living in the world, where every fourth person tries to survive for 1 US dollar a day. Even in the most technologically developed country... read more
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Alaska Day

Alaska has two official state holidays: Seward’s Day, the last Monday in March, commemorates the 1867 signing of the treaty in which U.S. Secret... read more
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Day of Struggle Against Breast Cancer

On October 19 is celebrated worldwide on the Day of Struggle Against Breast Cancer. The best tool for this struggle is early detection, therefor... read more
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International Chefs Day

Each year on the 20th of October we celebrate the International Chefs Day. The American Culinary Federation, Inc. (ACF), a professional, organi... read more
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International Day of the Air Traffic Controller

The International Day of the Air Traffic Controller, celebrated on 20 October each year, not only marks the anniversary of the International Fed... read more
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World Osteoporosis Day

The concept for World Osteoporosis Day started with a campaign launched by the United Kingdom’s National Osteoporosis Society and supported by E... read more
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World Statistics Day

World Statistics Day is observed On 20 October every 5 years since 2010 when it was celebrated for the first time, as decided in the UN General ... read more
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International Stuttering Awareness Day

Since 1998, every year on October 22 we celebrate International Stuttering Awareness Day (ISAD). The self-help groups and the national associat... read more
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U.S.S. Hocking day in Ohio

USS Hocking (APA-121) was a Haskell-class attack transport of the United States Navy (Displacement: 6,873 tons; Length: 455 ft (139 m); Beam: 62... read more
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Disarmament Week

The annual observance of Disarmament Week, which begins on the anniversary of the founding of the United Nations, was called for in the Final Do... read more
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United Nations Day (UN Day)

UN Day marks the anniversary of the entry into force in 1945 of the UN Charter. With the ratification of this founding document by the majority ... read more
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World Development Information Day

The General Assembly in 1972 instituted World Development Information Day to draw the attention of world public opinion to development problems ... read more
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Larry Itliong Day in California

Larry Itliong is known as a prominent leader in one of the greatest social justice movements in the United States of America: the American farm ... read more
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Nevada Day

With the passage of AB396 by the 1997 legislature, Nevada voters, on November 3, 1998 advised the 1999 legislature they wanted to celebrate Neva... read more
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World Pasta Day

Just imagine a plate of hot freshly cooked spaghetti in a thick tomato sauce, with seasoned pieces of smoked sausage, black olives, and mushroom... read more
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Make a Difference Day

British police officers carry a teddy bear in their cars to help comfort kids who are scared after an accident. That’s really awesome! If you’re... read more
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Daylight saving time (autumn)

New Zealander George Hudson proposed the idea of daylight saving in 1895. Germany and Austria-Hungary organized the first nationwide implementat... read more
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World Day for Audiovisual Heritage

Audiovisual documents, such as films, radio and television programmes, are our common heritage and contain the primary records of the 20th and 2... read more
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International Animation Day

October 28, the International Animation Day (IAD) was proclaimed in 2002 by the International Animated Film Association (ASIFA) as the main glob... read more
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World Psoriasis Day

This Day is an annual day specially dedicated to people with psoriasis and/or psoriatic arthritis. Conceived by patients for patients, World Pso... read more
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World Stroke Day

Stroke can be caused either by a clot obstructing the flow of blood to the brain (called an ischemic stroke) or by a blood vessel rupturing and ... read more
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Halloween

According to BBC Online, it is "widely believed" that many Halloween traditions originated from the ancient Celtic harvest festival Sa... read more
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World Cities Day

The United Nations has designated every 31 October as World Cities Day. The Day is expected to greatly promote the international community’s int... read more
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World Savings Day (World Thrift Day)

The World Savings Day was established on October 31, 1924, during the 1st International Savings Bank Congress (World Society of Savings Banks) i... read more
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