«April Fools’ Day»

But there comes a moment in everybody’s life when he must decide whether he’ll live among the human beings or not - a fool among fools or a fool alone.

Thornton Wilder

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool’s sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

Alan Alda

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Randall Terry

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

Joey Skaggs

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

Charlie Chaplin

It’s easy to fool the eye but it’s hard to fool the heart.

Al Pacino

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

Otto von Bismarck

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.

Richard P. Feynman

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

George W. Bush

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Mark Twain

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.

Cynthia Heimel

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

James Thurber

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

Abraham Lincoln